return my video game
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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