I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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