she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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