alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
