HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!