Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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