If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring