I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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