butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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