At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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