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Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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