you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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