I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You have to summon your inner elephant
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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