Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
