so that wasnt chicken after all
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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