I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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