her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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