yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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