new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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