I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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