I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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