Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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