i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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