If that was your dad, he is hot
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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