How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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