she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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