this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug