i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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