I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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