blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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