kristin has been a bad kristin
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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