OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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