Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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