Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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