I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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