All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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