we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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