fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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