Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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