Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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