we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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