bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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