Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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