I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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