I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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