her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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