Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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