well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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