i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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