so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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