You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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