i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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