p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm determined to sit on that face.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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