How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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