I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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