Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Randomize
