Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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