got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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